Posted 23 hours ago
Posted 23 hours ago

bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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Posted 23 hours ago
Posted 23 hours ago

metrobussy:

when u boutta prove a bitch how wrong they are

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Posted 23 hours ago

justnabingaround:

when the bitch you hate tries to talk to you

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Posted 23 hours ago

urtube:

How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?

Posted 23 hours ago

there-was-no-other-sound:

rnultiplayer:

wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?

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that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried

FLUFFY MILK HORSE

Posted 23 hours ago

clarknokent:

iilluminaughty:

Only thing better than a smart girl, is a smart girl into freaky shit on the low.

True

Posted 23 hours ago
luanlegacy:

MY FAVORITE EMOji of alL TIME.

luanlegacy:

MY FAVORITE EMOji of alL TIME.

(Source: 00spop)

Posted 23 hours ago

buttcheekpalmkang:

On my wedding day, I’m gonna recite my vows twice.

Once at the altar and again in the bedroom.

With my tongue.

On her pussy.

One letter at a time.